The Simple Definitions

School : A place where parents pay and children play.
Life Insurance : A contact that keeps you poor all your
life so that you can die rich.
Nurse : A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping
pills.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man losses his
bachelor degree and a woman gains her
masters.
Tears :The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower
is defeated by feminine water power.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by
the number present.
Father : A banker provided by the nature.
Criminal :A person no different from the rest except that
he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late
when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections
and your confidence thereafter !
Doctor : A person who holds your ills by pills ,and kills you by bills